Origins of Batman

I know it's been too long. I'd blame it on my recurring mental constipation, but everyone knows that's just an excuse for laziness.

Anyway, I'm leaving for Hainan tomorrow morning. Which brings a point I wanna make: why the fuck does everyone thinks Hainan is in Vietnam? That's Hanoi for god's sake. Can't tell the difference between the two? Time to signup for some refreshment course at the nearest elementary school!

Anyway, the main reason I login my blogger account was to archive this link I got from http://akutakpeduli.blogspot.com/

The name looks photoshopped, but I couldnt give a fuck. It's just too funny.

Larkin Step

"Larkin Step", by Ling86

God he turned and walked away,
Couldn't think of what to say,
When plane engines fall through your roof;
And I broke my knee while walking down the street that I live in,
While noone was passing by.

Life moves along, and it trickles down the cheeks of every beautiful boy;
Time comes along, and it breaks every bone in your spine.

And into the flight of night,
Insomnia strikes, and hopes alight,
Set ourselves up to fall;
So we stargaze and we write down all the things that we'll do;
Fall into the river, our pockets full of stone,
Full of stone.

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Assholes.

This world is full of assholes.

They have this unbelievable obnoxious attitude, superhuman-like ability to piss people off, complete asinine juvenile behavior and total dedication to personal gain without regard to others.

They should classify assholes as a new species on earth. I think assholes are the next form of evolution for retards. They mutate after years of environment influences and combination of genetic constructs.

Something like Godzilla, but less cooler. Maybe Barney the Pink Dinosaur.

I cant believe my luck when I ran into them these past few days. Karma I'd say.

From the uncle who made an emergency right turn into my lane without slowing down, to the auntie who cut in the long-ass queue as if I was invisible, and even online gamers who mis-use your friendship to get stupid game items (omg you stupid fuck, it's just pixels) these people think they own the world, either that or the world owes them a favor.

I'd say fuck them. I'd bitch slap them but there's so many of them in this world, I would get a sore arm while delivering justice. I think should invest in a nuclear bomb or something. When these assholes meet up for their Annual Assholiness Gathering, I'd nuked them all.

One year from now.

1 year from now, on this same day, something big is gonna happen.

For the record : My actions are solely of my own. I'm writing this down so that innocent people wont the blame. Use this post as a testimonial or a court evidence if you have to.

All this might not make sense now but it will next year.

So watch this space exactly 1 year from now, unless I chicken out.

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I'm hungry.

Kept thinking bout McNuggets since this morning. I'm mean what the fuck right?

Anyway, Optimus Prime would have only 1 thing to say to this...

"MAKANBOTS, TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT"!!

Of Saturdays and stolen Spectacles

Things was looking bleak for the weekend, till Saturday itself materialised.

Velvet felt the same as any other day as we walked in. No celebration of anything in particular. Just maybe a celebration of the weekend and a toast or two to random things in life.

Highlight of the day: The back exit door of Velvet opened and a drunk girl came in, walked to our table, stopped next to me and ask:

Girl : Can you follow me to my table?

Before I could answer, she grabbed my hand and pulled me away from my friends.

Me : Where's your table?

Girl : I don’t know!! What's your name?

Me : xxxxxx

Girl : What?

Me : xxxxxx

Girl : Come again?

Me : Nevermind, call me anything you like. Anyway, we'll walk to every table till you see someone familiar.

So I took the lead. As we were making our way through the crowd, I could feel both her hands hugging me from behind.

Suddenly, she removed her hands and then I felt my glasses being lifted off from my face. Turning around, I saw her putting on my glasses.

Me : I cant see without them

Girl : I don’t care!!

Shortly after that, a dood came along and took her back to her table. Before that I quickly pull away my glasses from her drunken face.

God if you read my blog, please gimme a sober girl next time.

5 days of waiting

It's such a pain to wait for Fridays, only to have the weekends coming and goin in a flash.